A Sailor sent an e-mail to his
wife, informing her that his ship would be
returning
from deployment a day early. Arriving home, he found his
wife with another man. Upset, he stormed off and got
a room at the Navy Lodge to decide what to
do next. His thoughts were interrupted by a call from his
mother-in-law.
“Bill” she said, “I checked
with my daughter and, as I expected, there is a
perfectly good explanation for this whole
episode.”
“This l’ve got to hear,” the
Sailor said. “It was an honest mistake,” the
mother-in-law said. “
She never got your e-mail!”