Three mischievous old grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old grandpa walked by.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One of the grannies shouted: \u201cHey there! We bet we can tell you exactly how old you are!\u201dThe old man laughed and said, \u201cNo way you can guess that, you crazy old ladies!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One granny winked and said, \u201cSure, we can! Just drop your pants and underwear, and we\u2019ll tell you your exact age!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The grandpa, feeling a little embarrassed but eager to prove them wrong, dropped his pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The grannies inspected carefully \u2014 asked him to turn around twice, jump up and down a few times\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then they all yelled out together: \u201cYou\u2019re 87 years old!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shocked, the grandpa pulled up his pants and asked, \u201cHow in the world did you guess that??<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The grannies burst out laughing and said, \u201cWe were at your birthday party yesterday!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2014\u2013<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Officer Pulls Over 5 Old Ladies For Driving Too SlowSitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH.
He says to himself, \u201cThis driver is as dangerous as a Speeder!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Approaching the car, he realizes that there are five old ladies \u2013 two in the front seat and three in the back \u2013 eyes wide and white as ghosts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, \u201cOfficer, I don\u2019t understand. I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cMa\u2019am,\u201d the officer replies, \u201cYou weren\u2019t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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